I'm afraid I'm a little stuck on buying things at the moment (and I really don't need anything!)... been there, done that? I'm supposed to be on a 'spending freeze', hah... its not going so well! Is crafting an addition? 'Cause I have a problem!
My brain is saying "you don't need that", my inner crafting devil is saying "ooohh, I need that". My bank account is in the red and my inner crafting devil's answer? "Isn't that pretty". What can I say? I have never been the most disciplined of people, but I MUST stop buying all the latest papers, no really I must. I came across this 12 step program to help... let's hope it does!
The Scrapbooker’s 12 Step Program!
by Nicole Humphrey
1.
When leaving home, always vow that you
won’t end up at a local scrapbook store or other craft store. Repeat these
words, “I have too many supplies, and I will not buy anymore. I have to use
what I have. Unless of course, there is a great sale and a new product I just
have to try!”
2.
Rearrange all your scrapbook supplies in
your area so that there is no room to put anymore stuff in without having to
buy new organization.
3.
Always wear clothes with pockets when
leaving home in case you should end up at a local scrapbook store or other
craft store – this is so that you’ll always have a place to keep your hands at
all times – this ensures that you will not handle the pretty papers and play
with all the fun tools. Might want to keep a washcloth in there too, to wipe up
any drool that accumulates from your wishful thinking.
4.
Never, ever, ever, obey the request of a
sales lady to “Feel free to try out the different scrapbook tools!” Crops can
be bad too. That’s where some of my greatest, UNUSED tools stemmed from!
5.
Never make eye contact with a sales
lady. Never look directly at the papers.
6.
Always take your spouse or a friend with
you if you can’t resist going to a local scrapbook store or craft outlet, they
can remind you that you don’t need anymore supplies!!
7.
Never pick up or subscribe to a
scrapbook trade magazine. This can be hazardous to your health, and the health
of your family. They may look innocent, but the magazines are full of the
newest supplies and they WILL call out to you! Before you know it, you will
have all those products sitting there collecting dust!
8.
Do not look at all your supplies before
leaving the house as they will remind you that you don’t have the latest and
greatest trendy stuff!
9.
Don’t dress poorly in hopes that store
owners won’t trust your check or credit card, Scrapbooker’s are typically
honest people and it won’t work! Many of us just don’t dress that great every
time we leave the house because we are mothers, wives and busy all the time!
This is not a good method!
10.
Do not rely on prayer alone to help as,
God loves memories too. After all, He is the creator of many!
11.
Promise yourself that you will look at
every patterned paper before buying any. This may slow you down a bit. And make
the decision a little harder!
12.
Never, ever touch a computer and
especially not one that connects to the Internet! There are all kinds of
scrapbooking websites and online stores in there just waiting for you.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...
I'd like to share my latest scrapbook page with you... its made using the June 2014 SCRAPTASTIC kit and features my niece and nephew at their Tae Kwon Do grading. They are only eight and five, but they have both benefitted enormously from this hobby?/sport?/discipline?...
Happy buying Crafting!
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